The Fun You Can Have When Your Wife's Out of Town
First published 6/10/1999

So, my wife's off to Montreal for a four-day conference. That cat's away and it's time for this cat to play! Oh yes! Time for crazy wild bachelor hijinks, watch out baby, vroom!

Day one:

First stop, the bar! On second thought, it's kind of embarrassing to go to the bar all by yourself. So, instead... first stop, the video rental store! Woo!

Yes, it's pulse-pounding renting-a-movie bachelor action, with no chick standing over my shoulder telling me which video to rent. And that can only mean one thing: asteroid impact film festival...

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