That Guy From Chumbawamba
First published 5/21/1998

That guy from Chumbawamba. He gets knocked down. He gets up again. And then he gets knocked down. So, he gets up again. And he gets knocked down, so he gets up, again, and then -- and this is the big surprise -- he gets knocked down.

Well. I don't get it.

Let's go over it one more time. He gets knocked down. So, he was standing, I guess, and something knocked him over. I can relate to that. We've all been there. So, he gets back up. Sure! Why not? That's what I would do in his shoes. But then he gets knocked down again. That's too bad. Better get back up again, Chumbawamba guy! Wham! Just as he gets up, something comes and knocks him down! Ha ha! You've got to laugh.

OK, sure. You're never going to keep him down. Any fool can see that...

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