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Spend Money on a Computer
First published 4/25/1996
The information age is upon us and a lot of people are asking themselves if they should buy a computer. Well, the answer is: If you get bored waiting around for the things you own to become obsolete, then a computer is for you!

The single most important factor to keep in mind when buying a computer is size. Get one that's too big to throw out the window, because that's exactly what you're going to want to do at least three times every day. Be aware, though, that through the wonders of technology computers are getting smaller and smaller all the time, so you may want to avoid problems down the road by moving into a first floor apartment with tiny windows now. In the information age it never hurts to think ahead!

The next thing you'll need to decide is whether you want a desktop or a laptop computer...

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