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subatomic humour by e. e. cummings
First published 4/9/1998
prelude
 
paul
    is sick
this week
 
so i
    e e cummings
    poet & funnyman
 
will write this
column
 
···
 
hey
 
hey
how about this barney the dinosaur movie
    is that movie stupid
    or
    what
    ?
 
···
 
boy those pillow guys are dumb
 
and
 
    boy
    those pillow guys
are dumb
don't take the tag off by penalty of law
what
    are the pillow cops
    going to get me?
 
        hey?
 
pillow cops ha ha pillow cops indeed
 
···
 
now here's an impression
 
now here's an impression
hey hey i'm jimmy carter
jimmy carter
    i'm jimmy carter
hey hey hey
well
i guess you have to see me do it
    to get that one...

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