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Governor General's Award
First published 11/2/1996
Well, I don't understand it. They announced the Governor General's Awards for Literature last week, and yet again, I was not on the list.

Could this be because the awards committee has never heard of me? Yes. Could it be because nothing I've ever done would possibly merit such an award? Sure, yes. But I like to think the real reason that I have never won a Governor General's Award for Literature is because the powers-that-be have some new, even more prestigious award that they are waiting to give to me.

What's it called, this new, hyper-prestigious award? I don't know. I just hope it comes with a box of Kit-Kats because... mmmm boy, I love Kit-Kats.

The Governor General of Canada probably wears a big hat...

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