The Subatomic Quiz: Are You Wearing Pants?
First published 11/26/1998

Pants: some people are wearing them, some aren't. Which camp do you fall into? Why not take the Subatomic Pants Quiz and find out for yourself? Even if you think you're wearing pants, the results could surprise you!

My knees are...

• Visible (0 points)
• Partially visible (5 points)
• Somewhat obscured (10 points)
• Mostly Obscured (15 points)
• Totally obscured (20 points)

When I try to zip up my fly...

• I feel a sharp searing pain (0 points)
• I have some pain (5 points)
• I have mixed feelings (10 points)
• I feel no pain (15 points)
• I feel no pain and hear a "zipping" sound (20 points)

I would say my belt is...

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